So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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