i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
third nipple confirmed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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