i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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