In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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