do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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