The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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