I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
only if we run a train.
done.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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