That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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