So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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