You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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