i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My penis needs a shock collar
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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