you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Fuck appropriateness.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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