so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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