he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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