I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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