I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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