Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.