yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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