I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just found puke in my bra..
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She needs sedatives and a leash
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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