please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
These tits shall not be calmed
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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