belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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