never play flip cup with pint glasses
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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