I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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