was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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