he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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