Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
