small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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