Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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