Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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