In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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