ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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