she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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