i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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