You surviving the open bar?
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The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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