David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
wow bdsm is so cute
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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