How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize