i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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