There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i came on her dog
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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