GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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