Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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