Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize