How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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