just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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