Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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