Cold hands, warm shart.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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