That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
