I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Hippo gnu deer
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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