I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its not stalking. its research.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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