Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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