Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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