i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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