now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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