dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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