I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
tell me about the fingering
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