your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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